Why did I never do this before?

The only perishable item I needed from the supermarket was a head of lettuce. I was mostly stocking up on paper products, cleaning products, and canned goods.

So I ordered online. $140 worth of the above-mentioned, designed to get us through till early fall. And the delivery charge? A whopping $10. They're supposed to deliver the stuff between 5 and 7 this evening.