Snark Roundup, an Occasional Series, June 8 Schadenfreude Edition

( CNN down, European conservatives up, what's not to like? )

I think I'm going to be sick...

An advance look at life in the gulag the new health care legislation:

http://keithhennessey.com/2009/06/08/kennedy-health-bill/


So. I keep an eagle eye on my health care costs all my life and I am forced into some all-you-can-eat-plan. If I want spartan health care, well, they'll just tax me and force me to help pay for others' all-you-can-eat-plans.

It's enough to make me think about suicide-for-spite. Preferably messily on some Senator's desk.

[No. I don't mean it. It's rhetorical excess. But I'll tell you, there are days I feel like saying f--- it, I feel a disability coming on. You guys pay for me from now on.]

Happy birthday arianadii

Late but still on the day. I hope you were too busy in your gardens to read Livejournal.

Pardon me while I fwow up...

Evan Thomas: Obama's sort of God.
Chris Matthews: Yeah...

Oh, please.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2009/06/05/newsweek-s-evan-thomas-obama-sort-god

Via Instapundit. Who else?