Truth is stranger than fiction...

Roberts re-administers oath of office...Caroline Kennedy withdraws name from nomination (but an update avers she didn't)...white powder sent to Wall Street Journal office turns out to be flour (but this report is from the New York Times and of course they'd want you to believe that...).

I swear I'm going to stop paying any attention to the news.

EDIT: "Mad Jack" Murtha is offering to take the Guantanamo detainees in his district, which is about 150 miles from me. That does it; I'm stocking up on shotgun shells.